Overwatch Director Becomes Supervillain, “Sudden Death”
— June 8, 2016This may or may not end with Gabe Newell laughing while choking Jeff Kaplan.
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Blizzard Staff Held Hostage over Overwatch Pose
— March 30, 2016seriously though the pose just looks like utter garbage
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Fine Bros Unable to Trademark “Laugh,” “Enjoy”
— January 30, 2016Not usually my job, but…
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MGSV’s Nuclear Disarmament Event to Unlock Even More Cuts to Game Content
— December 1, 2015The game that was cut to death.
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New Payday 2 Heist Involves Stealing Millions from Fans of Payday 2
— October 18, 2015Crimefest 2015 reaches apex with vast player robbery
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Esports Horoscopes: October 2015
— September 30, 2015Allow us to divine your esports fate. What could go wrong?
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TF2 Fans Excited for Yet Another Feature That Isn’t Matchmaking
— August 21, 2015New game mode may help pass time between now and matchmaking
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Speedrunner Finds Strange Copy of “Crash Bandicoot” in Mysterious Antique Shop
— July 31, 2015The haunted game is said to consume hope and joy.
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Sakurai Prime Suspect in MVG Sandstorm Sabotage
— April 21, 2015Sakurai at large in Arizona desert.
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Team Archon Hires Temporal PR Firm
— March 19, 2015PR team to use powerful tachyon array to rewrite Pinnacle 4 history.
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