Riot Slowly Losing War Against Encroaching Spaghetti Code
— October 19, 2015The Forever War: Pasta and Future
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New Payday 2 Heist Involves Stealing Millions from Fans of Payday 2
— October 18, 2015Crimefest 2015 reaches apex with vast player robbery
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Archaeologists Find Evidence of “Tilt Road”
— October 10, 2015Many fear players may not survive long migration
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ESEX Tips: Worlds Edition
— October 5, 2015Eight things to try before you take the Swim of Shame back home…
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Esports Horoscopes: October 2015
— September 30, 2015Allow us to divine your esports fate. What could go wrong?
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Jacob Wolf and Daily Dot Part Ways
— September 29, 2015The shocking true story of the Wolf who cried Piglet
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League Fans Fear Competition From “Better” Corruption
— September 24, 2015New breed of hyper-corruption could endanger established esports corruption…
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Team Imagine Owner Launches Universal Healthcare for Dota 2 Progamers
— September 22, 2015Esports CEO attempts to garner goodwill after actions label him “history’s greatest villain”
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Riot Debuts Feel-Good Analysis That All Teams Can Enjoy
— September 14, 2015Negative analysts reduced to foraging for stats in dumpsters
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ESL Regretting Hosting CS:GO Tournament on Surface of Sun
— September 11, 2015Investigators claim local red dwarf Alpha Centauri not even considered as host.
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