With Cracked’s recent effort to create the worst online dating profile ever, we decided to do the same thing but with a Dota 2 twist. Could we create the most unappealing Dota 2 themed online dating profile ever? Would we still get messages if the pics were hot?
We put the profile up for 2 hours, where it was viewed 300 times and sent 50 messages, after which we
uninstalled deleted it. Here are the results. Enjoy!
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