Pitchfork Preserver: League – Week of Jan 03, 2014
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Showdown Mode Forcing Players to Be More Creative in Blaming
Although a 1v1 mode would seem to leave no ambiguities as to who is at fault, inventive players have figured out new methods of diverting blame from themselves. Quite a few have already begun to report minions and turrets for feeding, while others are testing more experimental methods.
“For me, it was easy to see who was to blame: the jungler,” stated NA player Riven Main. “He didn’t gank my lane all game. Asshole.”
PhantomL0rd Does Stuff Or Something
PhantomL0rd admits his name was inspired by 1995’s box office masterpiece Hackers.
Cloud 9 Spent Last Three Months Practicing Banning Kassadin
In an exclusive interview with ESEX, the members of Cloud 9 revealed that, following their defeat at Worlds, they had gone through an intense training session instructing them on how to choose Kassadin during the ban phase.
“At first, it was really difficult for all of us,” said Balls. “We would keep on banning Karma, Katarina, Kayle, etc. I think one time I banned Alistar during an important scrim.”
At A Glance
· Leak from Riot Games Reveals Secret Champion, “Galio”
· IronStylus Designs Champion That Is Purely Suit of Armor
· Hackers Attack LoL Servers with DDoS, EU Players Report Improved Connections
· Bug: Gap closing through Yasuo’s Wind Wall Causes Champion to Disappear
LoL Atheists Report ‘No Definitive Proof’ Regarding Madlife’s Existence
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