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Report: Wraith Knight Finally Allows Dota Players to Focus on Own Team’s Failings

A study published on Thursday confirmed that the new one-team game mode has finally granted players the ability to turn towards their own allies instead of placing blame on smurfs or lag. Reddit user /u/HanSoloQ added,

“I used to credit my opponents for playing better, but it turns out the problem is with my own team. Finally now I see the truth that everyone except me is an idiot.”

EE-Sama Ascends To China

Fearing religious persecution from the Chinese government, followers could be heard chanting “have mercy”.

Leaked MLG 2014 Infographic Shows 4000% Growth

Document from 2013 also revealed a 100% decrease in StarCraft II and Halo activity.

At A Glance

· MLG Attendee Fails To Woo Booth Girl By Taking Free Dr. Pepper

· Fernandez-Lee Set To Be Ultimate Management Fight Card Of The Year

· Sayuri Foundation Now Taking Donations From Other Charities, Children

· Dota Veteran Outraged League Player Refuses To Argue Which Game Is Better

· Blitz Mistaken For Korean Professional After Feeding First Blood

MVP Worried About Being Next On Demon’s Hit List

Korean team hoards emergency ramen in preparations for imminent disband.