Study Shows that Insulting Mods Makes Information 99% Less Factual

A massive meta-study that analyzed nearly 9,500 scientific papers, encyclopedia entries, and newspaper articles has revealed that articles written by journalists who insult one or more moderators of /r/leagueoflegends is correlated with markedly-decreased factual validity and empirical value compared to information from mod-friendly writers.

I’ve seen an r/LeagueofLegends Moderator delete an entire thread. Men have sent a hundred thousand Twitter followers at them and received nothing but downvotes; yet, their strength and their powers are still based in a Subreddit that is built on rules. Because of that, they will never be as strong or as fast as you and your sources.

“When you compare banned material, like ‘Did Twitch actually buy a talent agency? Good Game highlights legal conundrums for esports,’ with unbanned material, like ‘What If the Wolf Spirit actually looked like a wolf?’ there is simply no comparison in terms of value to the community,” stated one /r/LoL mod. “Our careful moderation has ensured that we can emulate the success of major subreddits, like /r/funny, by not weighing ourselves down with information that requires processing or thinking.”

Examples of information that offends the mods include:

• Articles by Richard Lewis

All of our lives, we have fought this war. Today I believe we can end it. This Subreddit Ruling is not relevant content. There is no relevant content. I do not believe in content. I see two arrows, two colors, two choices. But I do not see choice, I see control. I see shackles. I believe it our fate to defy the Subreddit. It is our destiny. I believe this thread holds for each and every one of us, the very meaning of our online lives.

Fascinating enough, a later double-blind experiment showed that when insulting material was appended to already-written news articles, encyclopedia entries, and academic papers, the reality would actually warp itself to accommodate. This quantum effect is currently being studied to determine if it can control the perceptions of a massive population of people.

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