ESEXGN Kickstarter Launches

 
Esports Express is proud to announce that it will be partnering with the Sapinda Investment Network, the group behind Clauf (ESGN) and Global eSports Management (GEM), to launch a new online broadcast network with nonstop ESEX coverage.

ESEXGN, which stands for Esports Express Galactic Network, will receive $50 million in its first round of Sapinda funding and will raise the remaining $950 million start-up capital through Kickstarter.

The network will operate out of a custom built broadcast studio located on Level 140 of Clauf City, a tibanna gas mining colony that floats 60,000 kilometers above the core of the gas giant planet Bespin. The project has also announced several “stretch goals” for its crowd funding initiative.

 
$2 billion: Launch Party Prequel
Unlocks a second launch party to celebrate the ESEXGN launch party

$5 billion: Paid Staff
Unlocks employment contracts and guaranteed pay for all ESEXGN employees

$10 billion: ??
Unlocks a mystery stretch goal that is “probably awesome”

 

Backers who help support ESEXGN will also receive special contributor rewards. The project’s delivery date is currently unspecified, but internal Sapinda financial analysts project that their funding should last ESEXGN at minimum six to eight weeks.

 
Pledge $10,000
Reward Tier A: Gain early access to the ESEXGN’s Fantasy Salary League

Pledge $20,000
Reward Tier Z: Receive $30,000

Pledge $50,000
Reward Tier U: Special Sapinda Corporate Assets Management t-shirt

Pledge $100,000
Reward Tier B: Industrial strength Sapinda washing machine custom built for laundering money

Pledge $500,000
Reward Tier U: Induction into the Sapinda Order, knighted personally by CEO Lars Windhorst