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Top 9 Dota 2 Male Pornstars

 

 

 

 
3. Bristleback

“Viscous nasal goo” may be the best single target pornstar ability ever. Why isn’t he higher? He can’t do certain positions because of bristleback / quill spray.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

2. Meepo

His appearance, earthbind ability and his ult also check off so many fetish boxes ( [x] gangbang [x] midget [x] bondage ) that he’s impossible to ignore. He’s also just a weird guy, and you know nothing’s off the table, the way he talks.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

1. Tiny

Tiny has it all: the size, the disposition, the raw virility. His ult “Grow” gives him the most DPS (the D doesn’t stand for damage) of any hero in Dota 2. As a bonus, Tiny swings a gigantic dildo if you buy Aghanim’s.

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