New Quantic CEO Writes Letter to All Korean Progamers

 
 
 
 
 
 
FROM: Dr. CEO Mustafas
Central Bank of ESPORTS
Quantic StarCrafts

TO: Koreans Progamer
Seool, Koreas

Hello Good Mr. Park Lee Jung Kang Soo Yeon,

I am new Quantic president Mr. CEO Mustafas. I am writing this message to you as I am assured by our good friend Mr. Simon Quanticman that you are of the most trustworthy character. I have an urgent and handsome proposition to you.

The Quantic National eSport Company needs your assistance in resolving a matter. The ESPORT Quantic National Company has recently concluded a large number of contracts for prize mining exploration in North America WCS region. The contracts have immediately produced moneys equaling USD $23,000. The Quantic National eSport Company is desirous of more prize exploration in this region, but however, because of certain regulations of the Blizzard Government, it is unable to move these funds to another region.

You assistance is requested as a non-North America Region citizen to assist the Quantic eSport National Company, and also the Central Bank of eSport, in moving these funds out of North America. If the funds can be transferred to your name, after easy win WCS tournament with many APMs, then you can forward the funds as directed by the Quantic eSport National Company. In exchange for your accommodating services, the Quantic eSport National Company would agree to allow you to retain 10%, or USD $0.0023 million of this amount, including all sympathy donation by gullible Reddit user.

However, to be a legitimate transferee of these moneys according to eSport law, you must presently be a depositor of at least US$3,000 in a Quantic bank account which is regulated by the Central Bank of eSport OR work Quantic progamer for 18 month.

Please call me at your earliest convenience at 18-467-4975. Time is of the essence in this matter; very quickly the Blizzard Government will realize that the Central Bank of eSport is maintaining this amount on deposit, and attempt to region-lock so as to prevent such Korean withdrawals.

Sincerely You’res in Jesus,

Mr Prince CEO Dr. Mustafas