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Jaedong Ends Season With Humiliating Victory Over Foreigner

“You don’t just go to Europe or America and get an easy win,” said the previously title-less Jaedong.

Until Northcon, Foreigners were 3-0 PvZ overall against Koreans in games they have won.

US Government Recognizes Koreans As People Too

Korean professionals ready to finally start winning WCS North America.

SjoW Quits Protoss After Discovering Race Is “Too Easy”

Announcing on Twitter, the former Terran player has decided to switch to StarCraft: Brood War Zerg, citing lower APM requirements.

At A Glance

· Hearthstone World Champion To Join GSL Casting Team In 2014

· Naniwa Offers One, Possibly Zero Bitcoins To Anyone Who Can Help Defeat Scarlett

· Jung Yoon Jong Wins Third Title While Foreign Fans Hurriedly Google His ID

· Blizzard Explains WCS 2014 Rules in Short 30 Page Memo

Mousesports Confident They Can Sell Dear To EG For Double Value As Early As Next August